2_girls Tentacle animated arms_behind_back bouncing_breasts cock_latch futa glasses large_breasts masturbation no_penetration rape small_breasts

Nein: This is what I was trying to up load.

Bi0hazard: Wow, very well animated. I'd love to have that happen to me. It'd be interesting for a tentacle to do that to a man. I'd love to experience that.

Lilitu: lol didnt know comments get deleted

aqua: yes they do indeed

Get Kraken: why does she have a penis...? =\

Drago: ...who would like to answer that one?

thesoullessone: *waves hand* oh, me! me!!

pull up a desk, Kraken. that's good, now have a seat.

you see, if you look very hard, you'll also notice that s/he has a vagina, or at least external labia. that means s/he has pussy lips. s/he also has a penis, which makes hir a bigendered person, or a person of both sexes. this is also known as hermaphroditism, but that's lots harder to spell.

sometimes when the gods feel especially generous, they'll give one lucky person the sex organs of both genders, so that they can have a unique, more fully-rounded view of life. some of these bigendered people decide to live their entire lives as both sexes, and often face ridicule, harassment, and frustration at trying to fit into a society that demands its members be either male or female.

now if you'll turn your Japanese Culture textbook to page 394, you'll see examples of "futanari" or "futa" - which is essentially the same as this lovely pic: a person who is bigendered. note that the tags on this pic include the word "futa".

so, Kraken, now you know why s/he has a penis and yet looks female. and now you know what futa means, so the next time you see that word in the tags, you'll know what to expect.

class dismissed. :)

Day of the Tentacle: Hermaphrodite coming from Hermaphroditus, son of Hermes and Aphrodite in Greek mythology who was fused with the nymph Salmacis, becoming bi-gendered.

Also, it is hot.

aqua: nice definition

Drago: yeah yeah thesoullessone...
but why has the other chick got two different coloured eyes ay?
*waits for the definition*

thesoullessone: *dons mortarboard* pull up a desk, Drago.

good, good. have a seat.

the phenomenon of different-colored eyes is known as heterochromia. "complete" heterochromia is when one eye is one color, and the other eye is a different color - as shown in this lovely pic. this condition also manifests as "sectoral" heterochromia, when there are two distinctly different colors in one eye, such as half brown and half blue.

although, personally... i think she's got that one-glowy-red-eye cyborg thing going on, a la the Terminator.

class dismissed.

*tosses the dragon a steak*

Drago: *noms* :3
now then... one final question
how did this situation happen?

thesoullessone: *trades mortarboard for a zippered cardigan sweater*

oh, hello! :) welcome to my Neighborhood. you're just in time for a story in our Land of Make-Believe. now settle yourself down on the Storytime rug... hmm, you're a lot bigger than my usual listeners... wait, i'll put five of these rugs end to end. therrrre we go, now settle yourself down on the Storytime Rugs, and off we go...

once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a bigendered person by the name of... um... Makoto. Makoto lived in a cute little house in the woods; this little house had one pretty window that let in lots of light - and also provided an excellent view of the distant mountains.

one bright, sunny day, there was a knock on Makoto's front door. "who is it?" s/he asked, because one can never be too careful, especially when one is sexually attractive and lives alone in the middle of nowhere.

"candygram," came the reply.

Makoto was confused, since no one had ever sent hir a candy-whatever-it-was before. "excuse me?"

there was a pause. "flowers."

now Makoto was suspicious, because candy and flowers are very different, despite the fact that many men seem to think both are excellent apology and/or Valentine's Day gifts. but s/he wasn't upset with anyone, and it wasn't Valentine's Day, so s/he asked rather testily, "who the fuck is it, REALLY??"

there was another pause, and then came the reply: "i am XRV-9000, a wicked, perverted cyborg, and i have brought Hermunculus, a Tentacled Land Shark, who is going to rape you in all sorts of interesting ways while i watch and twinkle my glowy eye at you."

Makoto laughed. "oh, it's YOU, Kiyoko!" she said, and rather unwisely opened the door.

moral of the story: candygrams are never a good thing to get, unless they're brought by tentacle monsters and their horny sidekicks.

the end.

Get Kraken: o_o i fell more smarterer already.. n'stuff =P ok Futa.. ill know to avoid that >_0 thanks

Drago: Futa is actually quite cool, your choice if you don't like it
and soulless...im tired is it naptime yet?
the story has worn me out

Data 1: Wow... looks like thesoulessone took my position as mega explainer...
Oh well... by the by Makoto is a male name. Considering that she at least looks like a girl because of her breasts and long hair I think that she would get a femal name rather than a male name.

thesoullessone: i've known both a guy and a girl with the name Makoto. i've known guys and girls named Sydney, a girl named Aaron, and a guy called Shannon. i've always considered these to be unisex names, despite their more common use for a particular gender.

Fishsticks: oh dear........the girl(?), the specs one, does look female....but.....the face does slightly resemble a beautiful male....(?)...*resumes scrutinizing animation*

Data 1: Fair enough, in Japan Makoto ususally means truth or clarity so I guess it could be applied to both genders. Do you do creative writing by the way?

thesoullessone: actually, yes. :) i write online stuff in several fandoms, and i'm the author of two novels.

aqua: that is rather fantasmalistic I must say
I do a bit of writing on the side but its just for me and I dont have the courage to show it to others very much

Data 1: Whoa, that's really cool. Could you give me some titles. (Do you write "erotic" novels by any chane?) I'd like to read some of your stories. I do some drafting but I never really get the feeling that the stories ever turn out right. I always get stuck when ever I try to develop my characters because they end up contradicting so many things I loose the plot and end up getting migraine headaches.

Drago: soulless put some up and the forum, erotic or not
the blog section is getting a little dusty, post some there

mechazilla1313: longest hm... ever

aqua: XD you could be proved wrong so easily ^^

XoXo SMACK XoXo: I wanna learn stuff pulls up *desk and chair* and *gets a padle* just incase I am wrong lol

Thecommander236: i love these so much

ghost: wish it went a little faster....

Living With The Dead: Hey, can I join the party too? 8(

Lowry91: CREEPY

kira bee: this deserves a rap but im to lazy 2 type it on psp

Krakken: *runs in*
am I late for anything?

Fishsticks: No. You're just in time. Here. Want some fries to go with that? *Hands Kraken a burger extracted from 4th dimensional bag*
Man, I LOVE this bag.

Krakken: *noms*
mm, good. But I prefer it with more Orca.

SailorBarsoom: In Sailormoon, there is a girl named Makoto. She is Sailorjupiter.

God: Holy fucking shit I think this pic has the most txt under it.

Segami: I'm not really into the whole artificial masturbation(blowjob, hand-job or tit-job would be better) thing or hermaphrodites in any case, but this is a great animation. I like how everything is changing with each frame, not just the sex motions.

Judgement: if anyone would like to see what happes next just PM or ask me and i'll gladly upload it :D

hellimhungry: ASKNESS.

Alex_Arachneson: Thesoullessone why am I a male arackne?

GoddessOfSins88: Lovee this

futalover69: SOMEONE DO THIS TO ME

LunarPet: @futalover69: I can do this

Taylore: @LunarPet: wanna turn this into a threeway?

futalover69: In this comment section? Lets go~

Taylore: @futalover69: if you wish or on a chatzy?

futalover69: @Taylore: Here, so others can watch and/or join in