Knight Tentacle anticipation bondage she's_not_going_to_use_her_weapon

keren_sky: Time to rape!

Mad Hatter-ess: Oh boy! This one is going down to my collection *Directs gigantic hat towards the struggling female and tentacles and get sucked into the black hole*
Oh! I`ll go down in a moment sweetie.

pierape: Heh... so another horny person enters the scene.
SIde note: again, weapon preseant, no use for it.

Fishsticks: Mad hatter...thou shalt face the Sound of the Blades!
*Turns on speakers to full max, sending out soundwaves which slice through Mad hatter's hat*

Mad Hatter-ess: *Looks at her torn hat* Okei that`s it now I am MAD, didn`t anyone told you not to mess with one`s accesories, especially if she is a lady? there u go fishsticks *randomly appear a totally black hat* You`re going down... literally... a no porn place, Your going... to THE VATICAN`S HEADQUARTERS *Fishsticks is sucked in the hat* THE LADY WITH THE SEXY HAT WINS!

pierape: *glomps mad hater-ess* You have just been pawned with an epic glomp. I wanna cookie. *pouts for cookies*

Fishsticks: *Appears behind Pierape and kicks his gut, causing him to vomit out Mad Hatter*
Sorry, Pie, but i need this one alive. Here. Have a pot of cookies for being a good kid. *Places one in front of Pie*
Now, now Miss/Maadam/Mrs(cancel where applicable) Hatter, you SHOULDN'T try sending a person who has a whole bag full of totally random manuals/spellbooks. If it should happen to one such as me, i would simply open a portal and exit.
*'accidentally' opens one and 'accidentally throws Mad hatter in, just after plucking the hat off her head*
OH NO! What have I done accidentally on purpose?
*examines tha hat*
My, what a wonderful hat. Bet this will sell for much much dollars!
*stuffs it into fourth dimensional bag*

pierape: I said GLOMP you fucking fish as in TACKLE HUG.
Now stop having random battles. You don`t want to end up like Krakken do you?

pierape: And pardon my rudeness. Someone stole my T.V... again, sorry fish.

Fishsticks: .....it's okay.
Too bad i can't buy you one....
*peers into alternate dimension portal*
wonder where that crazy hat gal is....

Mad Hatter-ess: *From the alternate dimension portal a very white hand appears out of nowhere and gently strangles Fishsticks* That`s it Mr. Fishsticks! for the record, I am a Miss now let me suck happily my victims to my world to have my time with them! sorry to pierape *offers a gigantic cookie with lots of chocolate*

pierape: COOKIE!!!!
*turns into a chibi and noms on the giant cookie happily*
*his extreme happiness somehow makes another portal*

Mad Hatter-ess: Huh, another portal? *turn to pierape who is happily eating the cookie* Where does this one goes to?

pierape: *shrugs, but thinks about how his last portal he made ended up leadning to his living room with a tentacle monster*

((BTW, you should sign up to the forums where you can roleplay happily without the mods getting mad))

Fishsticks: *Stabs hand*
*runs away to forums and hides somewhere with another name*

Mad Hatter-ess: Pierape I dont know how to enter the forums! But I`ll try

spartan-101: Click the 'Visit Our Forums' (in blue) thing on the left side of the site's homepage.

omniamalgam: On another note...
*Puts a tentacle in the white hand* I have NOT a single regret of this! *Pulls the hatteress out of the portals and holds a fish in the air*
Falcoooooooooon
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PAWNCH!

eman: ...WHAT!?