Impregnation Princess comic tentacle_rape

Biodeamon: lemme guess, aphrodisiac?

Hanky-Spanky: Oh so just because he's a slime monster, he doesn't have the skills to get a woman off on his own? Racist!

Hanky-Spanky: Why the fuck did I write slime? I know exactly what kind of monster that really is.

xif: Aphrodisiac? Nah, I think she's just horny.

Hanky-Spanky: A naturally horny female? What kind of sick twisted fantasy is this? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE SHANDRIAL_!

xif: From personal experience this woman would simply be horny; it's what being hot is all about! Also, IMHO girls and hornier than guys... we just need the right stimuli. :P

NowhereWoman: *blesses Xif for upholding our...um...dishonor?*

Hanky-Spanky: "the right stimuli" you say? Fascinating.
*takes out tranquilizer gun and darts Xif and NowhereWoman*
Don't worry my pretties, once I get you back to the Lab, I promise I'll work as long and hard as it takes to figure out exactly what this "stimuli" is. But I can't have any distractions corrupting my findings I'm afraid. Looks like you'll have to be kept restrained and in isolation while I perform my "tests" >)

Biodeamon: hurry hanky! the solution is starting to congeal!

Hanky-Spanky: Well don't just sit there Biodeamon, help me get them in the van!

xif: Damn, not again! Why do I always end up in someone's basement and never in a monster's lair? :(

Hanky-Spanky: Oh it may be a basement now xif, but just wait until "the solution" has finished congealing. I think you'll find the result quite... "dishonorable"

NowhereWoman: ...well, there goes my sobriety...and my inhibitions...

Hanky-Spanky: *rubs hands together*
Good, Gooooooood.