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Revenant: (I hope this pastes ok. It's the dialog that goes with the image. Another one I made a while back)

Nature documentary gone wrong

Cast of Characters:
Michael 3 as David Attenborough Guy (DAG)
Victoria 4 as Carly the Intern.
Chega worm as itself

Also with:
Henry the sound guy
Charlie the cameraman

DAG: It's a beautiful day, here, in the Patagonian lowlands. We are here to observe an extremely rare asexual predator, never before filmed. It's called Chega by the locals, Chegas Carnalis Horribilis. And it is a truly frightening creature, to be sure! Normally the Chega is a slow-moving, sluggish creature, barely discernible as anything more than a log when stationary.

Carly: unfh! Fuck!

DAG: Now we're particularly fortunate today, in that Carly, our lovely intern, has "volunteered" to act as bait to attract the Chega.

Carly: I didn't fucking... aaarrrggghh!... volunteer you prick!

DAG: (laughing) Yes yes, of course you did, don't you remember signing the liability waiver? And you should have seen this specimen move as soon as we stripped Carly and tossed her out into the field! It was truly amazing, like a priest on an altar boy! At any rate, the Chega is unigue in the animal kingdom in that it is both asexual, and endoparasitic. There is no male or female, each individual produces both eggs and sperm. But, it requires a host, a human host, to deposit both the eggs and the sperm, and to gestate the larvae. And this is where Carly comes in, no pun intended, eh what? haha!

Carly: Motherfucker!!!

DAG: Now, you'll notice the rather large hemipenes. Actually one of the pair of genitalia is overly large, my that's quite a specimen, and the other is much smaller. The larger hemipenis is used to prepare the host and deposit the eggs into the uterus. The smaller hemipenis is then inserted to deposit the sperm, thus fertilizing the eggs.

Carly: OOOOFF! HELP ME!!

DAG: Now you may be wondering why the Chega doesn't seem worried about me. Well, this is another odd thing about this species. They are totally unconcerned about human males! Sounds a bit like my wife, ha ha! You can edit that out, can't you Henry?

Henry the sound guy: Sure, no worries, mate.

DAG: Unless I were to do something incredibly stupid, such as stabbing the Chega in the genitals with my knife, then I am in no danger at all.

Carly: You're standing on my foot you bastard!!

DAG: Oh, sorry old girl. Do carry on. My, that does look painful. Anyway, the larger of the two hemipenes is covered with large, protruding spikes all along the head and shaft. Presumably this causes some sort of stimulation in the host, so as to better receive the egg deposit. Would that be a fair assessment, Carly?

Carly: Why don't you come over here and find out!?! AAAWWWWW FUCK!!!

DAG: Now some of you may have noticed that the Chega has latched on to Carly's head. This latching on serves several purposes. Firstly, to immobilize the host for optimum penetration. Secondly, the teeth around the Chega's mouth actually penetrate the cranium of the host in strategic areas. Judging from Carly's reactions, I would say one tooth, as it were, is stimulating the pleasure center of her brain, and another the pain center. And yet another has pierced her Medulla Oblongata, and is actually manipulating Carly's body direcly via her brain stem. Thus, her body remains in a perfectly receptive position. And we can clearly see the pleasure stimulation based on the protrusion of Carly's excellent nipples, and the swelling of her perfect breasts.

Carly: COCKSUCKER!! KILL THIS FUCKING THING!!!

DAG: Now, we don't have much reliable information about this whole process, but I've heard that it can take hours for the Chega to perform its task. At the end of which the host is rendered paralyzed, but fully conscious, as the eggs hatch and begin to consume the body from within. This can also take several hours.

Carly: OHMYFUCKINGGOD!! IT'S PUMPING SOMETHING INSIDE ME!!

DAG: That would be the first of the egg deposits. A fully grown Chega will make hundreds of such deposits during a single interaction. Charlie, do we have enough video to capture the whole thing?

Charlie the cameraman: Sure thing, we've got 100 hours of digital video, 30 hours for each of the film cameras, and almost unlimited for the digital still cameras. We won't miss a second.

DAG: Excellent! Excellent! Carly dear, can I get you a glass of water or anything.

Carly: Get a grenade, pull the pin, AND SWALLOW IT YOU DONKEY FUCKER!!!

DAG: I daresay that pain center is going into overdrive. How about that pleasure center; Carly, how many orgasms would you say you've had in just the last hour?

Carly: Ungh..ungh..ungh EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!

DAG: It is a bit of a pity that we will have to edit out most of Carly's dialog, much like that wonderful blowjob she gave me just last night in the tent, but it can't be helped I'm afraid... Can someone get me a chair, my pipe and a Guinness? This is going to be a long one...

nickrhorny: Haha! Nice ending! Made me as hard as a prosthetic leg!

sgtdrake: the pic is not that good at all but man! that explanation was amazing!

Revenant: What's not good about the pic?

sgtdrake: its not so much that its not good for a CGI, its just that I don't really like the CGI ones.

Nese: Indeed, the CGI is only mediocre and I generally don't care for them, but the little story added with makes it great.

Dominance: Chega. They are dreadful, Carnal.

Biodeamon: This story is too good to be posted under such a poor quality picture...

Revenant: I'm hurt. Why do you feel it's a poor quality picture?

Hanky-Spanky: The level of rendering leaves a bit to be desired honestly. And the blood and bruising makes it a little too vore for my tastes. I would have liked it better if you had done it as a series of panels along with the dialogue from the explanation. Would have allowed you to go into more detail with the art. These two have landed squarely in the Uncanny Valley, especially DAG (those EYES!)

Revenant: Can you explain what you mean by "level of rendering"? The only thing I didn't care for when I created this was the male figure and clothing, which was all I had to work with. There are a lot of mesh artifacts with the male clothing that I've never liked, but again, no other choices without spending thousands of dollars at the time.

Hanky-Spanky: Basically the level of detail. The male figure is what bothers me the most to, but I understand you were working with limitations.

Revenant: I'll probably end up being too defensive, so I'll just shut up. ;)