fucked_silly slugs triple_penetration

poplatino44: Nice

BriannaCohen: Do you understand that it's the best time to get the mortgage loans, which will make you dreams real.

ArcherArtemisHabi: Go away advertiser!!

Revenant: <number dialing sounds> rrrrrrinnng....rrrrrinnngggg...

Mortgage Babe: Hello, First Mortgage, how may I help you?

Me: Uh yeah, hi. I saw your ad for mortgages on a tentacle rape site and was wondering...

Mortgage Babe: I'm sorry, you saw our ad where?

Me: A tentacle rape web site.

Mortgage Babe: I'm sorry sir, I don't know what that is.

Me: It's a site where cartoon or digital images of women being raped by tentacles are displayed.

Mortgage Babe: <silence>

Me: Hello?

Mortgage Babe: ... Um sir, that's disgusting.

Me: Well, it can be an acquired taste. The tentacles seem to enjoy it.

Mortgage Babe: <click>

ArcherArtemisHabi: XD Awesome.

TheWatcher-: you need to do that. XD see if she will leave us alone.

Biodeamon: i wonder if adverising on a tentacle rape site counts as watching porn at work.

if so would they pay more or less for that kind of low-life work?

Hanky-Spanky: I want a job like that!