SlightDisorders: Why does BH hate you? Also, why is Shan you're only choice? And, I'm protective of people I like. I have my asshole moments........And Krakken, you're my friend now
Day of the Tentacle: saying that a girl is your only choice is guaranteed to offend her and mean you stand no chance at all, so trying to win her over like that is a bad idea
Marcas McCloud: Alright, the forum RP is "The Starfox Adventures". Read the previous story to get a feel for the way I make a story, then you can join in the story I'm about to make.
Mad Hatter-ess: *Directs gigantic hat towards Biting Hard* Dont worry hon` it will take you to Wonderland! *Sadistical Wink and fangs shown* ENJOY THE RIDE! *Miss Biting Hard is absorbed by the Hat* There you go, now nobody will rape you! *Suddenly is surrounded by angry rapists* Oh come on boys, we can politely discuss this... *Backs away and reaches for her hat*
Fishsticks: I THOUGHT I SENT YOU TO OBLIVION!!!!
Ah well. I can always do it again.
*Castle Oblivion lands on mad Hatter-ess*
Hehe.....quick and easy...
Mad Hatter-ess: *Comes out of the castle happily* Castles aren`t my thing really, but you must know something I like to eat... fishsticks *Shows feral looking teeth* I may be a lady but I am known for my jaws. *Smiles sweetly to Fishstick*
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and now she hates me.
in fact, my only choice is Shan, but she isnt really my type.
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I think your chat ups needs some work...
my whats?
I think he means the way you approach and talk to her.
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NOBODY EVER DEPENDS ON ME FOR ANYTHING!
*storms off*
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*Throws plug at BH and SD*
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Giant cuddle squishy.
*Throws another plug at BH*
Homing plugs will never stop.
*takes out drill with something odd and bumpy at the end*
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WE NEED TO FLUSH OUT YOUR BRAIN NOW!
*I take out a plunger and begin trying to suck your brain out your ear*
YOU KNOW TOO!
*begins plunging your ear too*
*keeps plunging both Spartan and SD*
*keeps plunging*
you do realize that, at this size, I wiegh, say, 300 lbs?
*throws you into the brain-plunge-O-matic*
*scrubs out tank so that you cant even see the glass*
okay, can I has my tweat? :3
but still, WHERES MAH TREAT?
*relizes what Ive done*
._______.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A FISH!
*hits rewind and then rapes the nymph*
*shoves an asprin down his throat*
IM GONNA GO SHARE MY EXPERTISE TO THE WORLD!
ASPRIIIIIN! *shoves it down his throat and continues skipping*
Im amazing!
*hears another cough*
ASPRIN TO THE RESCUE!
*I run off*
AND I HEARD A COUGH!
*gets out the asprin*
*shoves an asprin down your throat too*
Note: There will be a tentacle rape scene in the story. AND you have to tell whether you'll be a good guy, or bad guy, or just a red shirt either way.
I go with a 10mm Bren 10, personally, with a 10mm back up that takes Bren 10 magazines.
Ah well. I can always do it again.
*Castle Oblivion lands on mad Hatter-ess*
Hehe.....quick and easy...
Just like Kanye West.
And those girls are still hot.