Marcas McCloud: Because,[punches Sp00ge as hard as I can] my DNA profile is open to anyone. Here, take this [I calmly hand him a napkin] you need it more than I do.
Marcas McCloud: [Stops in my tracks] You did WHAT?!? [closes eyes] This is a very realistic nightmare, don't kill anyone. Just forget he said that.... [opens eyes] To hell with it. [Makes sure that Blaster is set to Heavy-Stun, then shoots Krakken right between the eyes] Anyone ELSE, have untold "relationships" with my mom?
Marcas McCloud: I will, and make sure Krakken's comfortable, Heavy-Stun really hurts afterwards. [Calls Arwing and it lands 20 feet away.] I have very important business to attend to so please excuse me. [I fly off to some unknown duty]
Krakken: *muffled* huh? wha- *stun wears off* hey, I can move again- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!!!
Marcas McCloud: [I feel bad about shooting Krakken, so I drop in a pain reliever specifically for Blaster wounds set on Heavy-Stun, then I hit a building and crash, HARD.] OW! Ugh! Which building did I hit? [I see Krakken taking the injection] Good, something went as planned. [The floor collapses and I fall, literally right into Slime. I poke my head out] Not part of my plan.
Marcas McCloud: You sure this isn't you, or a friend, because, I'm being moved... and STRIPPED! [I pull the trigger on my blaster while it's still in the holster, the slime is hit with Heavy-stun, while I get part of the blast. The slime evaporates] AGH! GOD DAMMIT THAT HURT! Ugh! I can't move! AGH! [I yelp in pain as I reattach my belt.] Ow, that hurt! [I pull out my weapon to inspect it and the slime reforms behind me, quietly.] No damage, good. [I turn around, and almost fire again, but the slime disarms me] HELP! [My belt is loosened] HEEELLPP! I'm being Raped!!! [My head is pulled into the slime]
Marcas McCloud: [I see 50 tentacle creatures appear around the area, so I write and hold up a sign that says, "I guess I inherited the "raped over and over by tentacle monsters gene".
pierape: Like hell.
*unleashes my devistating crash slice tentacles, spinning them like helicoptors killing the tentacle monster*
*blast the slime with a holy shot*
Marcas McCloud: Muummmp! Muump! [I struggle to get Rick off, then Rick injects a paralyzing venom into me] [Actual]: I'm being orally raped! I can't move help! [I try to use telepathy on Rick, I fail]
Marcas McCloud: [I look through rick, and see that my gun fired, while on low-stun] telepathy: Oh, shit. My gun went off, that's why I can't move. Wait,... I can move now! [I start struggling again] Why doesn't Rick sting? He IS a Jellyfish, right? Ugh, get him off me! He's... what else can he do?
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MysteryBBQ, you might want to leave.
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And is it my fault that his mom's a tentacle magnet.
Quote: "Who is more foolish; the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
But since I don't know you, and that no "unfortunate surprises" came of this, I'm willing to cut you a little more slack than Krakken.
A very hot MILF...
*unleashes my devistating crash slice tentacles, spinning them like helicoptors killing the tentacle monster*
*blast the slime with a holy shot*
Always a pleasure to help a fellow perv.
*ties some puppet strings to Marcas and makes him do a backflip*
[Rick loosens his grip] Where?
[I rip him off] Ha! I knew that would work! [I keep Rick off while trying to untie the puppet strings]
Well... This is a new development.
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I slept with Krystal last night. Just saying.
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