Marcas McCloud: [I mercilessly pummel Krakken, utilizing my teeth and claws. After several hours, my teeth are bloody and aching, my claws are either torn or broken, and finally, my extremities are bruised and swollen along with my fingers, which 3 are broken. I collapse from my self-induced blood-craze. I look to see the damage i have caused.]
Data 1: Not really, just that Krakken only does 3 things when attacked:
1) Hides in a closet (or any other dark area)
2) Sprays the aggressor with toxic blood
3) Tentacle rapes them
I'm not really in a amorous mood right now so lets just shake hands and leave it at that
Marcas McCloud: Well then perhaps you could help me again, you see, I'm hosting this role playing game on the forums, and well, I would like some other characters in the story. Perhaps you could get a few, including yourself?
Data 1: I see...I wont make any promises though and I'm pretty low on cash as well... but I'll take a look'see (^u^)
P.S. Its not rape or sex or anything erotic but I found this video quite entertaining(^.^)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICQ5SIFld1A
Marcas McCloud: [quickly goes to sleep with the image of Krystal being raped still in head] [wakes up from a me-being-raped tentacle nightmare] AGGHH! [Starts scraping at my tongue] Whew! It was just a dream, just a dream.
DrNumaNuma: I will dissect your chest cavity and see how you function. I didn't create you, like I did Krakken, so I want to see if I can find out how you were made.
Marcas McCloud: Tempting, but...no. I'll just stick to the agonizing pain of my shredded tongue, thank you. Anyone else, preferably not someone who is not going to put me through some gruesome experiment.
Krakken: *puts on doctors outfit, fills the tongue hole with bio cells and taste buds, puts some mildly warm water into Marcas' mouth and closes it tightly*
now dont swallow until you regain all taste in your tongue and taste the salt in the water.
Comments
*waves a white "Im confused" flag*
those are my lines desu~!
You alright, Krakken?
You alright there soldier? (^.^)
*Barf
Anything you need me for Data, sir?
1) Hides in a closet (or any other dark area)
2) Sprays the aggressor with toxic blood
3) Tentacle rapes them
I'm not really in a amorous mood right now so lets just shake hands and leave it at that
P.S. Its not rape or sex or anything erotic but I found this video quite entertaining(^.^)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICQ5SIFld1A
oh, and dont worry about that Im not getting on the imageboard. I'll be back in 2 days.
now dont swallow until you regain all taste in your tongue and taste the salt in the water.
and to think that my friends never thought that plastic and spare taste buds would work!
(is completely new to this site)