mermaid monster_girl profile

Randomness: Aww she's so cute and adorable...

theroflcopta: and this is a continuation the age old question how do you fuck a mermaid?

Krakken: again, WHERE ARE ALL MY COMMENTS GOING?
and I could tell you, roflcopta, cuz I got one into my lair before.......

LC3: maybe you... no. How about when you... wait that's just a stripe... I give up :(

Randomness: Mouth? Belly button? There's a little indentation between the two sides of her flipper <.<

Krakken: thats it, randomness.

Randomness: Me FTW

Fishsticks: ......i have a suggestion!!!!
the middle of her flippers, like randomness had said, can open up to reveal the vaginal area.....
AGH!!!!!
NUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
my.....my......my nodachi!!!! It's....it's broken!!!!!!

Krakken: your what?

AgentCroque: i thought a nodachi was a kind of sword o.o

AgentCroque: and if everything else fails you can still fuck the tits.

Fishsticks: yes
i have a nodachi....
i keep a lot of stuff you know
Just recently, i found a pair of spectacles which are still in good condition...
And then a car plate
and then a penknife
then an umbrella
then....

Krakken: O.o

shade-ninja: you do have alot of stuff, eh Fishsticks?

juggalostoner: just put it in her mouth, its all good

Marcas McCloud: ...If I could stay all day in the sun...watch and you'll see. Someday I'll be... part of your world.

Cataloguer: I thought it was in the middle of the scale/skin ransition, like lamias

poplatino44: Wow Marcus, really? *facepalm* Epic disney reference.

omniamalgam: There is no such thing as off topic so sayth rule 21 of the internets
Blame marcus...
Oh Lord, Bless this thy hand grenade...
*Puts on the robe*
Excitment abounds
I almost can't wait
Relax I don't want your baby
I already ate
Though I do tend to generally kill
Kill things that...
Don't fight back!
I see this village
What does it hold?
What shall I butcher them
With fire or cold?
Running from me sure you think...
He's a pathological bloodthirsty homicidal maniac!
I kill kittens and puppies and bunnies!
I maim toddlers and teens and then more!
You see a wife
I see a widow.
But what then?
Can't you see?
I'd kill moooooooooooooore!
I want to incenerate and decapatate,
I want to melt
Want to melt some faces
Watching the peasents as they all
Whats that word again?
Ah, grieve...
I suppose being undead
Theres not much to life
A soul is needed for loving
Feeling!
How does this all make me
AH whats that word again?
HEAVE!
You've nowhere to hide
Nowhere to run
You're village will burn
Like the the heart of the sun!
With infinite glee...
It's going to be me...
That slaughters you're world!!!
How can I glare, into these eyes
and then not
STAB THEM!!
How can I look at their loss
and then not
LAUGH!!!
I cut him in half...
Then I graft
his head back onto his shoulders
Or after I lop it...
I make a puppet...
On top of a STAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFF!!!!!
I am a lord
That is sometimes board,,,
Have some urges
And needs to fulfil them!
After my mayhem
I simply don't
Whats the word?
CARE!
The stench in the air!
The smell of the gore!
The carnege far greater than any WAR!!!!!!!!!!
my legacy...
Death becomes...
Me.
I'll slaughter the...
Wooooooooooorld!