Marcas McCloud: We almost made it,... almost had kids,... almost settled down,... I was *this* close to marrying her. Bought the ring and everything. Then someone posted a falsified video, a single 1:00 video, and she, after knowing me for 2 years, dropped me like that. *snaps fingers* The video showed me raping a child of four. The Police found it was a fake in 2 hours, but she had already left. My life was crud from then on. [A tear runs down my cheek] [My look brightens] Were was this picture taken and how long ago was it taken?
Krakken: hmm... well, I took this.... it was somewhere in hoboken, and.... taken yesterday.
and here! I can get you there really fast! *ties Marcas to a rocket that has its coordinates set to where this was taken* have fun! :D *fires*
Marcas McCloud: Comes back with Sabrina kissing me, while wearing a beautiful 3 karat Diamond ring. Thanks Krakken, here is the formula for a magical tentacle rape potion. Very powerful, and obeys commands through thought control. Fortunatly, it can't kill, just rape you really well. The tentacles exist forever and the potion has a indefinite shelf life. Have fun, Sabrina is going to say sorry by giving us both a dose of Tentigel, and being raped by them for a full week.
Marcas McCloud: I would suggest drinking it or putting it in a orafice rather than pour it on yourself. Because you'll be able to change shape and you'll be immortal, not to mention be able to sprout tentacles!
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and here! I can get you there really fast! *ties Marcas to a rocket that has its coordinates set to where this was taken* have fun! :D *fires*
I already HAVE tentacles!!!!!!
GIANT MUTANT SQUID, REMEMBER!?!?!?!?
1: I'll take it.
2: I'll cut your tentacles off
3:If none else works, I'll steal it.
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but I will give you points if you give this to my friend. *gives an envelope*