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Berserkas: funny tags... "krystal love tentacles"
she really does, doesn't she?

Marcas McCloud: [Jumps through a time warp] Oops, wrong place at the wrong time. Well... MOM?!? How many times do you get tentacle raped? Honestly!

Gay Lycan: T_T

BTW, Marcas McCloud how many moms do you have?

Marcas McCloud: One, and that's Krystal. I can tell you who the father is.

Wolf: tentacle monster? O.o

Marcas McCloud: No, Fox McCloud, Capitan of the Cornerian forces, Commander of the StarFox Team, and I will challenge you to single, unarmed Hand to Hand combat if you show him any disrespect.

Bi Lycan: Marcas, i have somethhng to tell you. 9 months before u were born, i had a 1 night stand with Krystal.

Krakken: and 6 months before that, she landed on a water planet and I got to get her :D

Krakken: P.S. know Slippy?

Marcas McCloud: [Growl]... try me Lycan, and you'll be eating fresh calamari while singing soprano.

P.S. Who do think will be donating the calamari?

Sorry, I shouldn't have said either of those things. Just don't DARE insult or question my heritage. My blast of rage is gone, again I didn't mean either of those things.

Marcas McCloud: BTW, Lycan, DNA testing shows that you are not my father. And what is your story, Krakken. [shows no sign of anger, while rubbing chin]

Bi Lycan: Don't you remember i was the doctor conducting the DNA test for you and ur 'daddy'? Ur mum told me to rig it so you could enjoy a rich and famous life with fox

Marcas McCloud: [Sits down heavily] Then, my brothers and sisters, they aren't really,... but, I look so much like my d... I mean Mr. McCloud. Though people have said that about you too. [Starts tearing] So, my life was a life that shouldn't have been lived by me? I guess I should thank you, if you hadn't have given me to D,... I mean Mr.McCloud, I wouldn't have been able to be a hero.

May I come home, Dad?

Krakken: NO, I AM NOT GOING TO DONATE THE CALAMARI!
*runs away*

Bi Lycan: No stay with fox. its for the better

Marcas McCloud: Fox doesn't know, does he?

Krakken: not a bit.

Marcas McCloud: So I should keep this very quiet.

Slime: you know Dr.numanuma did the test? *hold tape of dr numanuma giving shots and taking bood from you and fox*

Marcus Mccloud: Hey Marcas... Do you even have proof that Krystal's even your real mother?

Marcas McCloud: You-well I would know, wouldn't I. And the fact that we know that Fox isn't our real dad would lead us to find out, wouldn't it? And yes, I do have proof. Our genetic make-up. Here is a DNA test from Fox, Krystal, and us. [I showed him a board] See, we have half our chromosomes from Krystal, and none from Fox. Proof enough for us?

Marcus Mccloud: Yes but if we didn't get the other chromosome from fox then who did we get our other half?? *looks at the board over and over again*

DrNumaNuma: I'll redo the tests if you want. All I require is a pound of flesh and a pound of salt.

Marcus Mccloud: I'll take my chances with what Marcas said.

DrNumaNuma: A case of Cr. Pepper would also do nicely if that's better.

Marcus Mccloud: okay... i guess.

Marcas McCloud: Well... that's a long story, but if you join the forums we can talk about it in detail and even make a story out of it on my RP story The Starfox Adventures! And um, no Dr.

DrNumaNuma: This will take a moment...

...

Marcus Mccloud: ok

DrNumaNuma: There are subtle variations in the NRA sequences, very rare. If I were to give my best guess, I'd say that there was an great, initial increase in the calcium traces during the DNA centrifuge process after the initial stands were cracked and decoded... or someone dropped nacho cheese into the centrifuge. To get down to it, I'd say that Mr. Fox's DNA was directly implanted into your mothers unfertilized egg.

Marcus Mccloud: What the hell does nacho cheese have to do with it?

DrNumaNuma: The doc who was performing artificial insemination was hungry.

Marcas McCloud: This is demeaning. Not only do I find out that that somebody lied about Fox not being my father, I also find out that me and my long lost brother were conceived in a lab. Is there anything else in our lives that could possibly be more devastating to us there all these twists and turns. Wait, don't tell me.

The_One: She does look beautiful in this pic.

TEST_Warden: this is boring me. *pops out from random trash can and open fires with M60*

Dominance: I grow tired of you and your roleplaying...

Guards! Guards! Take him away..

TEST_Warden: *shoots dominance and guards* fucker

axistilt: *walks in as guards die*
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!

Bulletproof: ^