Grenudo_Loco: When I get a dufflebag (sp?) mailed to my house, open it, and find some well-endowed twelve-year-old girl being fucked to death by a couple of parasitic worms, I'll laugh my ass off... then send you the pics.
aqua: A moment in the life of a guy who is about to have his life really fucked up
Man:Honey! I got the mail! Hey Whats this duffel bag here, and why's it shaking? Honey! come see this!
Wife: oh I was waiting for that order. Well, what are you waiting for open it.
*bag unzips*
Man: so what did you or-WHAT THE FUCK! *man starts uncontrolably shaking*
duffel girl: Thanks I was getting bored in there
Man: bub-b-but you we-were in there and s-s-s-something was moving
girl: its okay I'll feed them later *girl walks in house*
Wife: Oh honey look what I got you.
*man looks up, still shaking, and see's his wife holding a sligjtly larger duffel bag, the man gets hit in bag of his head with a bat"
Data 1: Excuse me but us tentacle monsters aren7t all just gags, bags, and shags... we enjoy long standing relation ships and even friendships with members of the opposite gender... but could we just cuddle (@^.^@) (blushing face)
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Then again, this is hentai we're talking...
By the way, the guy in the suit totally looks like some My Chemical Romance wannabe...
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Had to throw it out there.
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A-cups fascinate me as much as double-D's.
Man:Honey! I got the mail! Hey Whats this duffel bag here, and why's it shaking? Honey! come see this!
Wife: oh I was waiting for that order. Well, what are you waiting for open it.
*bag unzips*
Man: so what did you or-WHAT THE FUCK! *man starts uncontrolably shaking*
duffel girl: Thanks I was getting bored in there
Man: bub-b-but you we-were in there and s-s-s-something was moving
girl: its okay I'll feed them later *girl walks in house*
Wife: Oh honey look what I got you.
*man looks up, still shaking, and see's his wife holding a sligjtly larger duffel bag, the man gets hit in bag of his head with a bat"
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any ways... pass the tenticles please...my sister is geting horny again and i had an alnighter with my friend
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i do not mean to be judgemental..
we're is he?
azy..i need a hug!
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who says tentacle monsters don't have feelings?
thank you data
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