Mille-Feuille Tentacle rape wedding_dress

inuman98: I now pronouce you Tentacle and Wife. You may sex the bride

Hanky-Spanky: What do you bet Shan will catch the bouquet?

inuman98: what are the stakes

Hanky-Spanky: Depends on how tall Marie and Saru are, but Shan will want it more.

inuman98: in that case 98% chance for shan and 1% chance for each marie and saru apiece

Saru: I side-step bouquets on principle :-p

Hanky-Spanky: ^My kind of girl

Saru: Glad you approve ;) and for the record, I believe Shan is taller. I'm just a little over 5'3"...

Hanky-Spanky: You do realize that now you're obligated to tell us the rest of your measurements Saru. Don't be a tease.

Shandrial_: 5'9" here (with out shoes and I usually wear 3 to 4" heels)

Saru: *grins* I'm not obligated to do anything of the sort :-p besides, teasing is fun!

Plus, if you're like most of the guys around here, I wouldn't appeal. I'm about a size 16, 38DD (lost weight, used to be a 42F), little waist, huge ass. I believe Rev would put me in the "fat cow" category. ;)

Hanky-Spanky: Depends how you're built love. Only the extremes turn me off. Thankfully you're not a wafer and as long as your stomach doesn't jiggle when you walk, I don't see no cows here. But I wouldn't mind *milking* you all the same >;)

Saru: Ha! ;) No, no tummy jiggle when I walk. I can only describe my build as others have described it to me, which is "an extreme hourglass." *shrug* I love the way I look, so it don't make me no never mind how others may or may not like it. I just noticed a few around here prefer a more svelte model. Which is cool, you know? Everyone has there preferences...I certainly do. :-p

Saru: THEIR preferences *eye twitch* this is what I get for trying to function on 3 hrs of sleep :(

Hanky-Spanky: Can't say I have any real preferences in body type (besides those mentioned above) so If you're an hourglass Saru, I'll gladly make *time* for you.

Shandrial_: Saru you have curves and that is a YUMMY thing indeed

Hanky-Spanky: Hmmm, Possible bubble butt on hourglass action? That's nice but it seems to be missing something...

Oh right, ME! >D

Saru: Ditto, Shan ;) You're a fine dish I could "eat" all day *licks lips*

And yeah, I've got a "bubble butt"...lol...now THAT wiggles when I walk :D

So, how shall we rectify that, Hanky? Hmmm?

Hanky-Spanky: Well you and Shan are both delicious, so I think the three of us should *have* each-other over for diner sometime. Sound nice?

Revenant: I classify myself as a fat cow too, Saru, so it all evens out ;)

Shandrial_: Thx Saru, humm the thought of both our bubble butts up in the air for presentation. =)
As far as dinner I'm very much a Dive in and eat out sort of person.

Master200963: And everbodys talking about big booty's ....what about breastsvor we covers that alrdy?

Shandrial_: 36D here

Shandrial_: Saru, your turn whats your size hon?

Saru: I already said it, actually. (See prev comments) But, for those who missed it, I'm a 38DD these days.

Hanky-Spanky: What a coincidence! D happens to be my favorite letter of the alphabet!

Saru: Coincidence? I think not...lol

Shandrial_: Id love to be a DD but I'll settle for being a D cup.

Saru: Ah well, by the time I lose enough weight to be a 36, I'm sure I'll no longer be a DD ;) I've always been at least a D, from my first bra, even! LOL

TentacleHannah: My "booty" Is tinny :<