Dragon_Quest Tentacle

Randomness: What is that thing...?

zombiesexftw: I dunno but I'm sure Shan would love one in her garden shed / bedroom :P

Randomness: Wish I coulda had one of those in middle school.

Shandrial: Na I want one at work to make work be worth going to.

Krakken: of course.
*thinks, and finds a possible buisness position, begins to set up shop*

pierape: *jumps up and down*
you can borrow me desu~!

Krakken: <.<
*finishes setting up shop, places Pierape on a shelf along with one or two other monsters, slaps a sticker on his head that says "$5.99"*

Thats wat she said: aw y $5.99 we're all friends can i get a discount for this lovable pierape :< if not we're gonna have a violent talk krakken >->

Krakken: ........
erm........
$5.99 IS the discount.
*points at another sign that says $10.99 above Pierape*
wait, did I forget to put the "on sale" sign on him? *puts on*

pierape: *waves arms around*
for a limited time, I can multiply for more tentacle action desu~!

Krakken: *whispering to Pierape*
nice buisness idea, you got, kid.

pierape: *cutely salutes no problem desu~!*

Krakken: yeah, you can be my apprentice if you ever come back from who youre sold to.

Randomness: I'll take him. Do you accept credit?

Krakken: yes, but you are a male. *points to sign that says "no male customers unless you are getting it for a female"*

pierape: auuu~...
*waits for a girl to buy him*
*plays with his tentacles that sprout out his back because he`s bored*

Krakken: *gives you a bouncy ball*

Drago: Technically if you are bought by someone, they own you, they might choose to never let you rape again..

Krakken: but thats what the contract is for!
*clears throat* "by signing this dotted line, I hereby state that I cannot stop my purchase from raping. if said happens, the collar will instantly transport the merchandise back."

Drago: They might choose him to rape a man. Or the other way around.

Krakken: eh, their choice. Im just the middleman.

Randomness: Do you actually have girls for sale Krakken? :D?

Slime: can i buy it? (im gona use it to killz teh fish in mai pond that also has girls swimmin in it)

Krakken: no, we dont, Randomness, and yes you can, Slime.

juggalostoner: well mastibations always good if you cant get a girl to tentacle rape

Biodeamon: heh, mastibations...that's one for the books...