Marcas McCloud: [looks around suspiciously] I need to be extra careful, anything could, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! [Extension cords come to life and start raping me]
Krakken: *sees Marcas being raped by cords*
wow, that life potion I got from that shaman worked! hmm.... *mischeivious look, puts some potion on a book, watches as the book sprouts tentacles, goes and puts it in the bookcase on the wall while no-ones looking*
Marcas McCloud: *Walks along with a lifeless extention cord deep in anal cavity.* *Pulls it out* I hope there is an end to this tentacle rape thing for male foxes.
Marcas McCloud: [Screams and pounds at the windows of the plane that's on it's way to Hawaii, because I'm on it] NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marcas McCloud: Wait! I'm the son of the best Arwing pilot in Lylat history! I can explain my problem to the pilots and divert my self back to the airport.
Marcas McCloud: LYCAN, HERE IS THE COMMAND CODE FOR MY ARWING! [transmits on tight beam so noone else gets it] YOU CAN HAVE IT AFTER YOU SAVE ME AND I CAN GET YOU 500,000Lc's NOW, PLUS 1,000,000Lc's WHEN I GET TO THE GREAT FOX! NOW HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monotone/Non-tapering limbs? Suspect ears? Dubious muzzle?
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Now it looks like a fox! Damn hot too. Beautiful in fact. Something about it viewed normally throws me off.
wow, that life potion I got from that shaman worked! hmm.... *mischeivious look, puts some potion on a book, watches as the book sprouts tentacles, goes and puts it in the bookcase on the wall while no-ones looking*
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[Gets raped by book]
That's IT! I'm moving to Hawaii! I need a vacation that doesn't include being tentacle raped! [Flings arm covered in book cum]
okay, say hi to my octopus friends! and Rick! theyre all in Hawaii too!
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i can help you if you give my own arwing and $1000000
My Friends: HI!!!
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sorry man, money's not my thing
[This turn of events would bring me to the most shocking revelation of my heritage ever.]
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