Final_Fantasy red_xiii tifa_lockhart willing

Data 1: Trans: Tifa"Oh, again?" "I don't want to do it today. Can't it just be a hand job?"
RedXIII"No! I want your ass!(personal comment:whoa!!(@o@)!)""Your ASS!"
Tifa"..."
RedXIII"A hand job isn't enough. Let's do some more anal Tifa!"
Tifa"Ahhhh"
RedXIII"ANAL!!!"

Day of the Tentacle: there is a cat who knows what he wants...

Drago: young couple arguments eh?

thesoullessone: i always thought Red XIII was more of the canine persuasion...

Day of the Tentacle: I meant cat in a swinging jazz sense

thesoullessone: BWAH! now i have mental images of Red in a beret and goatee, sipping Starbucks latte and groovin' out. yeah, man. swingin'.

Data 1: So now we know where those little RedXIIIs came from.

thesoullessone: XD i always wondered about that... wasn't he supposedly the last of his race? how'd he get those cubs - did he divide like an amoeba? no! he shagged Tifa! w00t!

Data 1: And come to think of it FFX was a build up to this.

jwalker: seriosly data, are u just guessing wat they are sayin?

Data 1: no... I can read my own language thank you very much... [\_/] (..)(..)(..)say:"We shall give you EBILS!!!"
Why do you say that. I might cry... I really will...(;.;)

Data 1: Well fair enough I have changed some of the literal meanings on this comic I mean "back door" sounds quite a bit more appropriate than "having done your anus..."

lovemunky: WTF happened to Red's dick?? Did Tifa get carried away and take a bite out of the end, like a tootsie pop? Seriously, it's missing a bite sized morsel at the end...I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a Tootsie roll Red XIII Tootsie pop...

Drago: really?
*looks closer* O_O
*note to self, stay away from tifa*

Stingfish: The funny thing is, FF7 actually contains a scene where Red XIII is supposed to mate with Aeris, for breeding purposes. I find that stranger than the fact that there's FF7 porn.