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valgina: i wanna get filled up with eggs unwillingly. does anyone here use chicken eggs to masturbate?

Gaius: ask church

thesoullessone: i've been wondering: do you worry about the eggs breaking once they've been inserted? or do you hard-boil them first?

valgina: just gotta be careful, its actually happened once, and it was a nightmare.
and hard boiling it would be a good idea but that takes time :]]

foreveralone: IT HAPPEN TO U OMFG

Shandrial: I use the vibrating eggs.

thankyoujapan: ive put eggs in me but the third one broke the first time i did so now i dont do any more than 2 just in case

Gaius: haha now three people here who didn't hard boil their eggs first hahaha......Sorry i know that must have been a terrible experience

ghost: and worse than eggs.... is glass....don't even ask how......

vorastrix: Shelled, hard-boiled eggs maybe?

Cody: wats horribal is wen a egg breaks in ur butt! i had so much blood i laughed then fainted,later i went to the hospital and they said,"Why would you put eggs in ur anus" and that my friend is wat u call,Embarresment!

ghost: u think that is bad... try a vase >.> that broke inside u'r ass, and NOT seeing the doc, but just getting a pair of tweezers and a mop..

Drago: ...what happened to just looking at dirty magazines? *shakes his head* the youth of today..

ghost: >.> magazines aren't as "full" "filling" , drago :p

Drago: yes but at least you don't hurt yourself..
and it would be much easier to explain if you had a magazine and some free time.. vases and eggs.. yeah self explanatory

EatMyTentacle: NO BAD JK NO PUNS FOR YOU!

Alien Birth Machine: I still live with my parents, so I haven't been able to try masturbating with eggs.

What if you try those little plastic easter eggs?

EatMyTentacle: If you try be sure to tell us how it gose

Qi: ghost, tell me it wasn't you in the 1 guy 1 cup video. BTW, I'm never watching another video involving any ratio of people and cups . . . nightmares . ..

Effnote: 0 people, 0 cups is alright.

Qi: technically i don't think 0/0 is a ratio

hentaifreak: i'll try them.. i wanna try it with eggs... still living with parents too, but i don't care... i'll push up anything that's good enough...