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Master200963: Have I been wondering this or is there more thinking the same thing how the fuck do get into these things?

Revenant: I have no idea what you just said.

glasher_: lmao me either...

Master200963: :D yea... What I'm trying to say is how do they get into these situations

Bovolt: Don't question, just appreciate.

Azrael: I need to find that spider

Master200963: Damn no Sherlock homes today....

ophidiophile: Okay, first, you dress in short-shorts and a tank top. No panties; they hate panties; thongs are okay. Second, find an old abandoned farmhouse out in the country, with, of course, no electricity, and preferably, a large sign that says "Danger. Keep Out". Go in just before sunset, and only have one flashlight with weak batteries. Third, go with someone else, but split up as soon as someone says "I think something is in here". Fourth, spend half your time walking backwards, and never, ever close a door behind you. (But not the front door. You should always close the front door extra hard, just to make sure it latches and will be hard to open.) Fifth, taunt the monsters by saying "There's no such thing as monster" and "I'm not afraid. There's nothing there."

Do this, and about 1-in-3 times you will encounter a ghost, monster, giant insect, evil scientist or outlaw biker gang.

ophidiophile: I almost forgot. You also have to have an evil, demonic artifact with you.

Alex_Arachneson: He he he ... I did have a thing for redheads soon after I hatched. But now im a MALE arackne

Dominance: Wait so I can't be male and like redheads?

Biodeamon: apparently.

looks like you're have to like brunettes like all of us normal, soul-filled people.

Alex_Arachneson: No I used to be all spider now I'm only half

Azrael: hate it when that happens, which half?

Alex_Arachneson: Lower half like an archne

SnowCat: Just where do all these spiders come from?..

Alex_Arachneson: My tribe. Males end up as spider. I'm extremely rare

Azrael: sounds like fun to play with

Biodeamon: wait, if your..."lower half"....is a spider how do you make love to all the womens? i'm not quite up to date on spider anatonomy but i'm pretty sure spider parts are incompatitable with lady parts...

Alex_Arachneson: It's complicated I can go into a almost all human form every two week for about an hour each time.

Promises: :I this is all very silly.

Azrael: nonsense, I can think of waaaay sillier things than this.

Hyacinth: Why I, normally totally arachnophobic person, find this arousing? WHY?