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Hanky-Spanky: Hey Shan, when's your birthday?
havetentacleswillfuck: Too late I already sent her one. :P
Hanky-Spanky: Then I guess I'll just have to send it to YOU instead! >)
WankandSticky: As CEO of Radical Aerobic Personal Exercise, I will have to inquire how you are acquiring our products since we have no records of you purchasing them.
Biodeamon: I think they messed up her order. They gave her one of the weird hanarian games instead an excercise machine...
havetentacleswillfuck: Lets not forget about NowhereWoman, or tentaclesmitten. I'll just send yours to one of them when it gets here. I'll sign your name on it.
As far as our acquisition of your RAPE products Wank, Hanky and I aren't exactly amateurs here. I mean did you really think an army of scantily clad virgins would be able to stop us from getting the goods?
As far as our acquisition of your RAPE products Wank, Hanky and I aren't exactly amateurs here. I mean did you really think an army of scantily clad virgins would be able to stop us from getting the goods?
WankandSticky: Dear customers, we regret to inform you that several of our security officers have been falsifying stock records and order information. Those of you who have not received their products will be refunded in full. We apologize for the scandal and have changed to a private security contractor.
Dewi: Well then, I must get that refund!
tt: Every store is shepherd's favorite store on the citadel