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Gaius: i guess thats you fun machine eh church :P?
Wulf: I find this *very* hot for some reason - I have a thing for the machines ;)

Probably because they are more likely to actually eventuate, rather than flesh and blood TR monsters
Nixso: This is really good...!
Wraith: Nice to know I'm not the only person out there who has a fondness for machines. Look up the Sybian sometime, it's amazing just what you can accomplish with that little beastie... ^.^
TRgirl: I could sit in that thing all day ;D
(I would if I had the chance)
Raidus: I'm sure you're not the only one who feels that way...
TRgirl: Aw, waist strap is unhooked.

I'm sure I'm not XD
I wonder what the black goo does? My guess was lube.
Wulf: She should really do something about that hair...
Slave: *sits in the machine and turns it on*
Wulf: You do not turn the machine on - it turns *you* on =P
Day of the Tentacle: *slaps thigh, drum roll*
Wulf: *bows to thunderous applause, then goes back to watching the machine at work ;)*
Day of the Tentacle: *watches also, passes Wulf a Jaffa Cake*
Slave: very true indeed...
Wulf: It is indeed

*wonders what on earth that is...*
Day of the Tentacle: what what is?
Slave: *gives Wulf, some skittle flavored condoms*
Day of the Tentacle: *chuckles*
Wulf: Jaffa cake?

*takes them with a smile*

Skittles... thank you my dear :)
Slave: thought you'd like them!
Wulf: Bit tight though, they do not make them in my size unfortunately ;)
Day of the Tentacle: poor deprived boy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes
Slave: ...mmmm...gag size... *fantacizes*
Day of the Tentacle: dear oh dear oh dear, that is lame Wulf
Wulf: Yes - that is me in a word, lame I mean..
Day of the Tentacle: looks like you have a fan Wulf
Slave: ...but gag size is two words... *swears, she's not blonde*
Day of the Tentacle: *laughs*
Slave: :) I try...
Wulf: I never suggested it

Supernumerary Phallic Suffocation is three words - not to mention your last ;)
Slave: me + rape = fun = ORGASM!
Day of the Tentacle: might not look great on the head stone...
Day of the Tentacle: *considers that equation*
Slave: it's the only math I ever really learned in a catholic school!
Day of the Tentacle: I see, fair enough
Slave: that and

you + me + bed - clothes = a really fucking good time!
Wulf: Shutdown

Stepping on some mighty big toes there, Slave..
Day of the Tentacle: another worth while one
Slave: I perfer big penises...but ok,,,
Day of the Tentacle: puns keep rolling in...
Slave: like i said... I try...
Day of the Tentacle: sounds like you try quite a few things to please
Slave: in more ways than one...
Day of the Tentacle: excellent
Slave: don't be afraid to test me to it either.
Day of the Tentacle: would need to consult my other half
Slave: <.<
Day of the Tentacle: what does <.< mean?
Slave: it's an expression like
XD or XP or >.<
Day of the Tentacle: what does it signify?
Slave: like shifty eyes.
Day of the Tentacle: aah, I see, yes indeed

we will let you know ;)
Raidus: *Starts watching* *Hands out some slices of buke cake*
aqua: *slaps raidus*
dont get the nasty foriegn kind you gotta get Buck-cake
*goes to sams choice and buys them in bulk*
Raidus: *Punches aqua in the back of the head*
Your thinking the wrong kind of cake. I also have buke cookies. Anyway, its sams CLUB, not sams CHOICE...
thankyoujapan: Is there anywhere one might be able to buy or at least use that machine please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
pierape: Science has really gotton us very far into this point.
Krakken: indeed.
*gladly reclines from the buck cake*
nicolette: My god, I want this machine. Like.. NOW.